Having sex at a nude beach

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Sex on the beach tops many—if not all—women's summer sex bucket lists. But getting it on as the waves gently lap at your feet and the sunset casts a flattering glow across your naked figure is the stuff of movies, not reality.

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If you've actually attempted it, you know what we're talking about. Here are seven semi-harsh realities of having sex on the beach, along with a few pointers for anyone who plans to try it this summer. Sand gets everywhere. For some freakish reason, no towel nor blanket can protect you from wily granules of pain that will worm their way onto your back, bum, and—worst of list of adult porn movies lady parts.

Children are always within earshot.

7 Unpleasant Realities About Sex on the Beach

Think you've chosen a secluded section of sand? Give it five minutes.

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A troupe of children will come barreling down the beach, soon shrieking, "Mommy!